If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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