i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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