i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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