is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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