i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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