I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I smell like Dick and happiness
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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