As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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