Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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