When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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