I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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