Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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