I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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