I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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