I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
now i know why i became what i already was.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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