Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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