I wannas sexs uuuuu
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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