dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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