Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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