oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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