just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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