I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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