She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am midnight drunk by noon
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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