in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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