I wannas sexs uuuuu
seriously i just wanna be friends
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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