I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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