Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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