i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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