Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
