Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
