Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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