Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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