So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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