yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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