I looked at my own cervix.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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