Its about making memories worth repressing
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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