Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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