bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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