I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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