Im at strip club and am horny
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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