Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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