I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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