if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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