I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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