let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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