oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
