: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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