glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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