i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize
