4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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