Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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